And I only have approximately 14 hours to save Japan from the coming Hipster Invasion! Oh yes, they are coming, and they are bringing their beards, and their strollers, and their babies with impossibly hip haircuts!
Check out how the Hipsters are softening the Japanese up with this pre-invasion propaganda poster suggesting ways that the Japanese people can make room for Hipster parents and their weapon of choice, strollers, on public transportation:
The situation is dire! Hipsters loom large on the horizon! If we do not fight now, Tokyo will soon be like Brooklyn! Join me, comrades, in this righteous battle!